“No, I don’t talk about my love life for a very good reason. And that reason is I don’t have one. Which is very good news for the ladies, I suppose. I am still available. I’m a heck of a catch, ‘cuz er…well, look at it. I live in Slough in a lovely house with my parents. I have my own room, which I’ve had since yep, since I was born. That’s seen a lot of action, I tell you. Mainly dusting. I went to university for a year as well, before I dropped out. So, I’m a quitter. So, er, form an orderly queue, ladies.” (x)
(Source: flapperorslapper, via the-afterhours)
#BRB GETTING IN LINE #MARTIN YOUR FACE IS RUDE #R #U #D #E #YOU ARE A GROWN MAN MY GOOD SIR
